The Phantom Flag Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Sanders scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Sanders, Sanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.