The Sack Spiral Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.