The Snap Count Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.