The Pick-Six Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.