The Intentional Grounding Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
83%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.