The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sanders slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.