The Late Scratch Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Sanders will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.