The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.