The Late Scratch Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Sanders on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.