The Phantom Flag Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Sanders's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sanders sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.