The Late Scratch Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Sanders four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Ref: "Number Sanders, that's a flag." Sanders: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.