The Checkdown Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Sanders four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Sanders goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Sanders, Sanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.