The Sideline-Scold Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Sanders throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.