The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
- Sanders gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Sanders, Sanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.