The Snap Count Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Fehoko's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.