The Snap Count Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Fehoko tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Trey McBride
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.