The Hamstring Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“The broadcast shows Fehoko on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- The QB looks at Fehoko exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.