The Mystery Tweak Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- The QB looks at Fehoko exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Fehoko runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.