The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Fehoko, that's a flag." Fehoko: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.