The Phantom Holding Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Fehoko will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fehoko's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.