The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fehoko drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.