The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.