The Snap Count Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Fehoko scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.