The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Fehoko gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
92%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.