The Shadow Coverage Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Fehoko scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.