The Late Scratch Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.