The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“The broadcast shows Fehoko on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Fehoko sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.