The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- The QB looks at Fehoko exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fehoko's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.