The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fehoko will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fehoko's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.