The Shadow Coverage Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fehoko's stadium. Only over Fehoko.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.