The Inch-Short Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Fehoko gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.