The Phantom Holding Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Fehoko's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.