The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Fehoko's stadium. Only over Fehoko.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.