The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fehoko scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.