The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- The broadcast shows Fehoko on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fehoko gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fehoko's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.