The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fehoko's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.