The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Fehoko is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fehoko's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.