The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.