The Butter-Finger Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Fehoko scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.