The Snap Count Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Fehoko will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.