The Inch-Short Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fehoko gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.