The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.