The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fehoko's stadium. Only over Fehoko.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fehoko's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.