The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Fehoko's stadium. Only over Fehoko.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.