The Inch-Short Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.
- Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fehoko drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.