The Hamstring Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Ref: "Number Fehoko, that's a flag." Fehoko: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.