The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.