The Snap Count Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“The QB looks at Fehoko exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Fehoko is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.