The Snap Count Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ref: "Number Fehoko, that's a flag." Fehoko: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.