The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Fehoko runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
83%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.